TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IN THE HOSPITAL

10. YOU GET TO STAY IN YOUR PAJAMAS 24/7
9. YOU GET TO SAY HELLO TO THE SAME PERSON 50 TIMES IN THE SAME DAY
8. THE "NON SICK" PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOK AT YOUR FEET WHEN YOU PASS THEM BY
7. YOU HAVE A LIVE PERSON AT THE END OF YOUR INTERCOM TO ANNOY
6. YOUR BED MAGICALLY MOVES TO ADJUST TO YOUR BODY
5. YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT THE 0NE HOUR WATERCOLORS CLASS
4. WHEN THEY PULL ALL THE TUBES AND NEEDLES OUT OF YOU YOU HAVE A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE
3. YOU SIT ON THE EDGE OF YOUR BED WAITING FOR THE GUY WHO SELLS NEWSPAPERS
2. YOU TRY TO ORGANIZE IV POLE RACING AROUND THE HALLS ONLY TO BE SHOT DOWN FOR INSURANCE REASONS
1. AND THE #1 REASON FOR BEING IN THE HOSPITAL...YOU GET TO HEAR "MR CHEFFO YOUR GOING HOME"

HOME NOW....FOOD IS STAYING DOWN....I HAVE A GREAT NURSE (SUE) WHO TAKES NO CRAP FROM ME AND IS PUTTING UP WITH MY WORLD .......THANKS AGAIN TO ALL WHO CARE ...AND FOR ALL THE PRAYERS, POEMS AND LOVE.....I CAN SEE THE LIGHT FINALLY ....NEO CONTINUES TO AMAZE ME AND IS WORKING HARD.........SEE SOME OF YOU ALL THIS WEEK AND I AM REALLY EXCITED FOR THAT....STILL 20 POUNDS LIGHTER..BUT GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY........TOM "TOOTHPICK" CHEFFO